drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

(Source: neptunain, via inturretandtree)

431,995 notes

shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE
94,078 notes

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via lexcanroar)

1,360 notes

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

(Source: 37roses, via andallthatfunstuff)

190,417 notes

letsbehappycampers:

"don’t let cancer steal second base!!"

HOW ABOUT DON’T LET CANCER STEAL WOMEN’S LIVES 

BECAUSE WOMEN AREN’T JUST BOOBS THEY’RE PEOPLE JESUS CHRIST

(via tardisfullofponds)

122,288 notes

m0xt:

Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game

(via annaloose)

58,657 notes

zooeydeschannoying:

tumblr gays throw around the word “iconic” constantly but this is the true definition

zooeydeschannoying:

tumblr gays throw around the word “iconic” constantly but this is the true definition

(via daffokil-me)

82,495 notes

languageisdead:

It’s like Sons of Admirals was just full of shitheads and Charlie was the little angel that somehow managed to be different. You go, Charlie McDonnell

127 notes

(Source: hancastillo21, via underclass---hero)

941,984 notes

helen-bottom-farter:

*reblogs six thousand things to cover up risky post*

(Source: supriseputas, via daffokil-me)

9,649 notes

sassyandpunk:

have you ever met someone who likes the same stuff as you but they’re not obsessed enough

(via daffokil-me)

357,124 notes

(Source: rbertdowneyjr, via rawhumor)

285,536 notes

Guy: What do girls do at sleepovers?
Me: Pass the Bechdel test.
50,896 notes

"Here’s a general rule. When an insult is directed at a woman, consider how it would have sounded directed at a man. If the result is ridiculous, then it’s probably sexist."

came across this great comment on an article Ruby Tandoh (Great British Bake Off Runner Up) wrote for The Guardian (via aconits)

this has been my rule of thumb for years

(via lacigreen)

(Source: ismisesarah, via lacigreen)

86,350 notes

pottersir:

if you think it’s degrading to work in retail remember that voldemort worked at borgin and burkes before he became the dark lord

(Source: pottersir, via flamespriestess)

20,418 notes