before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that
Welcome to my tumblr. *looks around* Great turn out.
|shrek's kid:||dad... i'm... i'm gay|
|shrek:||well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE|
i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition
this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books
It’s like Sons of Admirals was just full of shitheads and Charlie was the little angel that somehow managed to be different. You go, Charlie McDonnell
|Guy:||What do girls do at sleepovers?|
|Me:||Pass the Bechdel test.|
"Here’s a general rule. When an insult is directed at a woman, consider how it would have sounded directed at a man. If the result is ridiculous, then it’s probably sexist."
this has been my rule of thumb for years(via lacigreen)